dr. phil

Dispite what everyone might think im not dr. phil. i am not your personal therapist so dont constantly come to me with your problems, its fine every now and then but not everytime you talk to me your life cant be that bad and from what youve told me its not, so dont come at me with "i hate my life" cause your life is honestly that bad so stop being such whiny bitches oh boo hoo poor you your having guy problems big fucking woop your not the first and only one to ever have relationship problems but i have an uber simple solution to your problem stop going out with total dirtbags seriously i tell you theyre dirtbads and then you come back to me to bitch about the shit they did well big fucking surprise thats what happens when you dont listen to me and then even after they do fucked up shit you still go out with them again and then your surprised when they do something again and you come to me expecting sympathy? well your not getting it here you were a dumb bitch and you got what you deserved. one of them tried to rape you and then a couple months later you come to me saying that your talking to him again and that you might love him and that he changed are you fucking retarted? and i tell you thats total bullshit and your all hurt and upset when he says all he wants from you is sex? big fucking surprise. i am baffled though that someone would want only sex from you your not attractive like not even in the slightest frankly that thought is just disgusting and makes me want to hurl but i guess if your that desperate to come to you for sex youll have sex with anything. but i digress on to the next one. ok my onlyt advice to you is get over him you were stuck on the same guy for three years thats just pathetic, three years get over it move on he doesent want your fat ass anymore. ok so youve finally gotten ove him and youve found someone else only problem is hes 28 and your 18 ok thats not even the major problem in this scenario the major thing is the little fact that HES MARRIED AND HAS A CHILD, so i tell you to stay away and you come at me with this bullshit "oh i cant there is just something about him i cant" that is by far one of the dumbest things ive ever heard ok so you like a married guy ok whatever thats all good and dandy so then you go on to tell me well we've been flirting and talking and holding hands and kissing and then you say something that blew my mind "thats not cheating we're not having sex so thats not cheating" since when do you have to have sex to cheat on someone? and then youre like oh its no big deal and you dont have any sympathy cause your not the one in the relationship. so your fine with being the side hoe? that just screams a good person doesent it. so i gave up on trying to show you how wrong it is and just tell you dont fall for this guy and what do you do? you fall for him and then your coming to me saying you fell in love with him and your all upset cause u cant have him you knew this when u first started having feelings for him its not some kinda new revalation so dont come bitching to me that your love life sucks and that you cant have him cause i dont give a damn stop being such a whiny bitch and get over it. if your gonna come to me for advice atleast listen to it and follow my advice cause i dont say it for my own good i say it for yours. If you really believe your lives are so horrible before you come to me and waste my time just kill yourself just do yourself and whoever has to listen to ur insesant whining namely me a favor and just end it put all of us out of your misery.