round 2

im back lol.
so apparently my mom thinks im having all kinds of sex or that im some kind of casenova or something. like i really must give off that vibe that im some kind of sexual savant or something or like im getting all kinds of girls comming at me 24/7 spread eagle i only wish that were true well not like id do anything with them but damn id have one hell of an ego. but yeh anyway moving on after she dropped me off she was like "i didnt get u any condoms" im like "im good taras at home what am i gonna do" shes like "well i dont know what you do", im like umm ok 2 things did i just tell my mom me and my gf are having sex and 2. omg my mother thinks im having so much more sex that i am thats kinda depressing im not living up to my moms expectations lol. like the thought process went through her head oh he should be done with the 12 pack by now he'll need more for all the sex he'll be having this semester. this is my mother just wow